There’s nothing about Alecia Moore aka singer Pink that one of those laser tattoo removal doohickey wouldn’t fix. I have nothing against tattoos, but sometimes the ink just ruins an already perfect canvas. Pink has a great body, and some nice abs to boot, but man, those tattoos, wow, ugly. Anyways, here are a couple more examples of why Pink is more than her tattoos, and why all you guys out there should avoid ink like the plague. Unless, of course, you plan to go into hip-hop, in which case tattoos will probably help.

Being a mixed martial arts fighter, Gina Carano basically has to keep those abs in shape, which is good for us, because she’s on the cover and inside the pages of ESPN’s The Body issue, where a lot of athletes show off their perfect bodies. One of the more perfect ones is Gina Carano, who is making a name for herself in the movies nowadays. Heck, she’s even going to star in her own A-list Hollywood movie soon. Don’t forget to show off those abs on the big screen, Gina!

When you think hot Hollywood abs, you think … Jenna Fischer? That frumpy chick from “The Office”? Yup, that’s her, and she’s looking mighty good. We’re not talking world-class abs or anything, but you gotta admit, you didn’t think she had this in her, right? I sure didn’t. Here she is in a bikini on the cover of Shape magazine. I’ll swap the pic with something better/bigger when it becomes available. Until then, admit it, you’ll never watch “The Office” the same way ever again.

Kate Hudson works out a lot. I don’t think anyone can say otherwise. The woman has one of the tightest body in all of Hollywood, and here are two more proof — Kate living the gym showing off some abs. Incredible, female abs at that. Really, wow, I don’t know who has a better overall body than Kate Hudson. Sure, there might be one or two, but you can’t deny that when it comes to tightness, Kate Hudson beats them all by a mile. Too bad she keeps making shitty romantic comedies, though. Oh well, you can’t win them all.

Can you believe that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is 48 years old? I’m not kidding you. She’s 48-years old. Every woman wishes they could look this good at 48. Hell, every woman wishes they could look this good at 28! Of course being rich and famous and the ability to hire personal trainers probably help, but you gotta have some kind of discipline to keep your body looking this good. Much props to the former Seinfeld star for still rocking the abs even in her late ’40s. Check her out on the cover of Shape Magazine. I would have liked to see the whole bikini shot, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

Now I don’t know if Brooke Hogan has breast implants (chances are — yeah, probably), but that doesn’t really matter. Take a look at that tummy. Okay, so maybe she could do with a few more crunches every morning, but let’s face it, it’s probably hard to get even that tone when your dad is Hulk Hogan, and your genes include those of a wrestler. She’s got muscles everywhere, and the abs aren’t bad, either. As I said, yeah, she could do with a little bit more tightening, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Brooke Hogan. Now if only she’ll stop trying to sing and act and just concentrate on being a bikini model…

If you were a fan of the female form, no doubt you were salivating like a dog whenever the TV show “Baywatch” came on the air. New, old, or reruns — does it matter? It’s hot girls running around the beach in a swimsuit. Okay, so it’s not a bikini that shows off the girls’ midriff and abs, but hot girls in swimsuits is still pretty awesome, let me tell you. Anyways, one of the girls from the show is Kelly Packard, who shows off some very nice middle section in these pictures. Haven’t seen her around all that much, although I would imagine it’s hard to find work after spending so much time running around in a swimsuit. I don’t know why, though, but that’s Hollywood for ya.

Now I don’t know what it is about swimmers that just does it for me, but I’ll be damn if Amanda Beard is the perfect example of why you should always date a swimmer when you get the chance. Besides the sleek, nearly perfect body, there’s the zero body fat thing to get all excited over. And yes, there’s a lot to get excited about when it comes to Amanda Beard, who has overcome her profession to turn herself into a major sex symbol with some nice abs to show off to the world. Here are more pictures of her, and more reasons why she’s swimming’s perfect spokesmodel, with emphasis on model. As in, wow, she could be a model if she didn’t swim.

Italian TV host and supermodel Elisabetta Gregoraci, aka Italy’s best import since Monica Bellucci, returns to us with another outing on the beach. And yes, those abs are still looking as tight as the last time we featured the brunette Goddess. Really, there’s not a whole lot about Elisabetta Gregoraci that needs to be improved upon. Okay, maybe she could have picked a younger husband, but whatever, right? It’s her business, not ours. As long as she keeps showing up in a bikini and showing off those abs, it’s all good. Check out more Elisabetta Gregoraci abs on the beach. Man, Italy rocks.

Yup, it’s that time of the year again, when celebrities run out to every TV channel and college campus in America to tell the kids that they have to vote, it’s their duty to vote, and that they (the celebrity) doesn’t care who you vote for, as long as you vote. Which is bullshit, of course, since that same celebrity then spends the next four years telling you exactly WHO they want you to vote for. Usually, that person’s name has the letter “D” behind it. But never mind that. Here’s Kelly Hu at a 2004 Rock the Vote thingamagig. I think this was one of her earlier coming out parties, and oh damn did she look hot or what? Great stomach, too. Could use a little more tightening, but I ain’t complainin’.